Dan Golden, The Merch

The first website I ever built was for my band, so I learned that every website has to have a righteous merch page right?

 

Need more stuff? We are proud to offer some of the finest (and perhaps the only) orange scented Dan Golden merchandise available on the internet. 

 

Go ahead. Make my day.

 

Dan Golden, The Candle *SOLD OUT *

Due to the overwhelming success of the #SmellsLikeDan campaign we are currently out of the orange scented bathroom candles.

New inventory coming soon as soon as we're able to put dan through the squeezer again to extract the orange scent.

Dan Golden, The Baby Fan Club Tutu

Your baby won't have a choice but to become a lifelong fan of the Dan with this glorious tutu.
Go ahead, make her day.

Adult XXL

Dan Golden, The Mug

This glorious piece of functional art will help you drink your beverage without it spilling all over the table.

Without this product, you would have to drink straight from the carafe and that just ain’t classy.

Dan's mug is the best mug of all the mugs.

Dan Golden, The Sweatsuit

The only place on the internet where you can purchase a Dan Golden Sweatsuit. Check out The El Tigre, a fabulous Black Sweatsedo Velour with Orange Trim and orange dg logos embroidered on the hip and chest. Get your name on the back in orange rhinestones!

Dan Golden, The Book

I didn’t write this book, but I darn well wish I did. This was written by the artist Dan Golden. Go ahead, make Dan's day and buy a copy on Amazon (not an affiliate link).

Dan Golden, The Candle *SOLD OUT *

Due to the overwhelming success of the #SmellsLikeDan campaign we are currently out of the orange scented bathroom candles.

New inventory coming soon as soon as we're able to put dan through the squeezer again to extract the orange scent.

Dan Golden, The Baby Fan Club

Your baby won't have a choice but to become a lifelong fan of the Dan with this glorious tutu.
Go ahead, make her day.

Adult XXL

Dan Golden, The Mug

This glorious piece of functional art will help you drink your beverage without it spilling all over the table.

Without this product, you would have to drink straight from the carafe and that just ain’t classy.

Dan Golden, The Sweatsuit front of velour sweatsuit featuring dg logos embroidered

Dan Golden, The Sweatsuit

The only place on the internet where you can purchase a Dan Golden Sweatsuit. Check out The El Tigre, a fabulous Black Sweatsedo Velour with Orange Trim and orange dg logos embroidered on the hip and chest. Get your name on the back in orange rhinestones!

Dan Golden, The Book

I didn’t write this book, but I darn well wish I did. This was written by the artist Dan Golden. Go ahead, make Dan's day and buy a copy on Amazon (not an affiliate link).

Merch FAQs

A: Yea mostly a joke… taken a step too far. Like most of my jokes.

A: Yes you can, but I’ll donate 100% of what I get paid for any merch.

A: I spent a literal portion of a WHOLE ENTIRE DAY working on these design concepts to bring to you only the best in Dan Golden merchandise.

Oh you like this Q&A? You’ve got more questions I’ve got Danswers.

Photos

Baby Approved
Baby Model
Did he just get me a mug with his face on it for valentines day?
Well, at least he got me flowers right?